The 12 Days of Geekdom

"Yoda Claus Star Wars Christmas Card" | Art by McQuade. Used with permission.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
the one ring to rule them all (My Precioussssss)

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
2 Grabthar’s Hammers
And the one ring to rule them all

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
3 X-Wings
2 Grabthar’s Hammers
And the one ring to rule them all

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
4 green rupees
3 X-Wings
2 Grabthar’s Hammers
And the one ring to rule them all

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
5 Halo Riiiiiiings . . .
4 green rupees
3 X-Wings
2 Grabthar’s Hammers
And the one ring to rule them all

. . . . .

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
12 wookies mrwwwararrraara’ing
11 Time Lords quipping (technically it was only 1 from 11 different times but at slightly different intervals and the first one was the last one to arrive and the last one was the first one to arrive so they know progressively less and less, or more and more depending on how you look at it . . . it’s complicated)
10 Red Shirts dying
9 Wraiths a’ringing
8 orcs exploding
7 wands a’waving
6 Zombies shambling
5 Halo Riiiiiiings . . .
4 green rupees
3 X-Wings
2 Grabthar’s Hammers
And the one ring to rule them all.

Dustin Schellenberg

Dustin Schellenberg

Staff Writer at Area of Effect
Father and husband, Dustin has a current gamer score of 77,797. He is a competent bass player and guitarist, mediocre mid laner and outright awful FPS player.He is a sometimes theologian and all times pastor of Crestview Park Free Methodist church in Winnipeg, MB.
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