42 Ways to Say “I Love You” in Geek

Darth Vader Valentine’s Day card by McQuade.

It’s the time of year for Love Potions, Heart Pieces, and those three magical words. (No, I’m not talking about “Use the Force” or “Beam me up.”)

Whether you’re looking for a geeky way to ask your date out to a video game symphony, or planning to print your affections on a Luvdisc-shaped Valentine’s card, here are 42 ways to say “I love you” in Geek.

(Why 42? Because it’s the answer to all mysteries in the universe, of course. And love may be the greatest mystery of them all.)

1. If you were a starter Pokémon, I’d choose you.

2. Are you a fairy? Because you fill all my heart containers.

3. All my base are belong to you.

4. I’d travel there and back again for you.

5. You’re my final fantasy.

6. I’d take an arrow to the knee for you.

7. I-it’s not like a l-like you or a-anything… b-baka—!

8. Be my Beka/Faye/Vincent Valentine.

9. Ruby is red, Neptune is blue, hope I get put on the same team as you.

10. You’re the hero Gotham deserves, and the one I need right now.

11. When I looked in the Mirror of Erised, I saw you.

12. You’re my precious.

13. SoH Dughajbe’bogh jaj rur Hov ghajbe’bogh ram.

14. Hello, Sweetie.

15. You are the center of my mind palace.

16. I know.

17. I’d volunteer as your tribute.

18. You were expecting Dio, but it was me—your Valentine!

Lando Calrissian Valentine by McQuade.

19. Without you, who else will I have ice cream with?

20. With you, my life is 20% cooler.

21. *Wookie sounds*

22. You’re my player 2.

23. You fill me with determination.

24. Like a Headcrab, you’re always on my mind.

25. You’re the arc reactor to my heart.

26. Hyaaaaah! Hyyak! Hyyaarrrrrhhh!

27. Are you Kingdom Hearts III? Because I’ve waited half my life for you.

28. Yer Jalan Atthirari Anni. Shekh Ma Shieraki Anni.

29. You’re a Natural 20, Valentine.

30. As you wish.

31. When you say “yip, yip,” you make my heart fly.

32. I’d turn down Turkish Delight for you.

33. Fear may be a mind-killer, but your love is my heart-filler.

34. My heart is bigger on the inside.

35. Will you do the thing for the rest of our lives?

36. If I had a Blue Feather, I’d give it to you.

37. Ni mellye/im melale.

38. Always.

39. I have twenty-three tiny wishes, but you probably won’t remember them all, so I put them all together into one… I’d like to spend more time with you.

40. With you at my side, everything will go just according to keikaku.

41. My love for you is over 9,000!

42. If I were in a video game with x99 lives to spare, I’d spend them all with you.

Casey Covel

Casey Covel

Guest Writer at Area of Effect
An INTJ and self-proclaimed connoisseur of chocolate, tea, and sushi, Casey spends her free time cosplaying, writing, gaming, philosophizing, editing articles for Geeks Under Grace, squinting at strange words, and watching Corgi videos on the internet.
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